By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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WearingHats 14

Sounds magical to me.

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perdix 29

Glitter is made from aluminum and I've heard that inhaling aluminum can cause Alzheimer's. I'd give a reference, but I forgot where I heard that . . .

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Pleonasm 35

And the award for the two most stupid consecutive comments goes to...

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DanielleinDC 33

That's what some people say as to why you shouldn't use antiperspirant, because of the aluminum (use deodorant without aluminum salts instead). As for you, OP, you got glitterbombed!

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gracehi 31

You're so weird, OP. How did that not make your day ever so magical? Here your friend goes out of his way to brighten your day and all you do is complain. Clearly the normal reaction would have been to jump for joy while shrieking "SPAAAAAAAARKLEEEEEE!!!!" Talk about ungrateful. Sheesh.

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BarakatsBurrito 7

That is awesome, congrats on becoming Ke$ha

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theawkwardlife 21

if your a dude everyone's gana think your a drag queen but other than that I don't see a problem.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Don't quit your day job, ma'am.

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iwantagoat579 7

My Grammar Nazi instincts are kicking in. Somebody help me.

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martin_martian7 11

Shine bright like a diamond...

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Enslaved 36

OP now has. . . Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway

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DocBastard 38

God damn you, Enslaved! Now I'll have "Love Shack" stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

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Enslaved 36

Tin roof rusted! My pleasure. (: To this day, I can't drink out of a coke bottle without thinking about your anal picture.

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joethebiden 8

I gotta say, that's a brilliant prank.

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

Everyone thinks this sounds like a pretty nifty prank, and I like glitter, but I was thinking, did it get in your eyes? If it did than I am so sorry for you, glitter is a bitch to the eyes.

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