By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 04:00

Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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OneGuySixDemons 23

"No honey, that's a penis." "… A what?" "Never mind, not important."

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shade34 19

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alvarny 17

exactly, what does a kid know at 16... ?

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BudgieLord 5

It's almost as if she knows who she's attracted to after going through puberty. Wow. What an unexpected occurance. Almost as if people will often realise their orientation around the same time as others regardless of whether they're straight or not! :O

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sweetpotato301 7

What's wrong with that? How old were you when you realised that you're attracted to the opposite sex? Probably very young.

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Catdragon 40

I've liked and found women attractive since age 15. Have you forgotten what it's like at age 16?

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cantfixme36 28

And why exactly would he want to do that? ****, I would be happy to have a lesbian daughter. No risk of pregnancy.

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Suckmybigrooster 1

Maybe if see one in person and used one is might not be gay anymore

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BudgieLord 5

Maybe if you see and used one in person, you might "turn" gay. No? Not how it works for you? Shocking, it's not how it works for anyone.

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ElizaWy 25

Your life may suck. I, however, have used this as fodder for my ongoing household debate that penises look weird. I brought several very nice mole rat pictures to show my husband, as a visual aid. ... He decided to start chasing me around naked, demanding that I apologize to it. ;D

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AKchic 7

Call the police and let them handle the contact with the male (and male's parents?). She didn't consent to a dick pic being sent, therefore at best, this is a sexually harassing text. Might as well teach this would-be lothario that his advances were neither wanted nor appropriate. Now if only we could get the ADULT males that do this shit to quit it.

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Druu 53

Minor teens have been charged with distribution of child **** for sexting.

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Isa_fml 20

That's actually hilarious, I hope that was her response to the little creep who sent it.

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Isa_fml 20

I had excellent sex education but I can't say it involved seeing pictures of random dicks while I was still a kid. Dick pics aren't the same as diagrams in books.

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