Miscellaneous: Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You, yes you!

By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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We've almost all been there

By Jillian - 11/08/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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Tasanasanta 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:13

What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.

amerwin 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:16

haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.

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Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:28

you should of said do you really think you'll get a girl with a missing tooth. Be creative.

gusgus36 5

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:28

ouch geez such a douche, what's his problem

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:32

LOL, that's sad though OP...

liiipzs0swe3t 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:33

hahahaha Aw that's mean but trays why I ignore anything unless I hear my name lol

rico20002 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:49

hello

_Vamp_ 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:34

Haha nah you should've said, "Ew ugh...Now I'm hoping it wasn't" hehe

MamaC_fml 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:38

I was thinking the same thing.

Tootsiee 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:42

Damn.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:47

People need to learn how to think on their toes when being insulted. There were plenty of things you could have said to him.

twinny_sc 13

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:58

Exactly. OP could have easily said, "OMG I'm so ****** happy it wasn't."

GluttunousQueen 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:18

I agree with the both of you :D

PulseEffects 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:01

Easier said than done

idkmyusername 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:48

lmao, FAIL!!

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:49

Wow. That guy was rude! And where does it say anywhere in there that the OP was fat?

hayoudumbass 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:53

you shoulda sacked him when he said that

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