Today, still on the trail of chronic unemployment... despite... - FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 08:28

Today, still on the trail of chronic unemployment... despite being an A student through out my whole school life including uni... Welp! I guess that's just it! I'm a smart saved chronically unemployed Christian who thinks of committing suicide regularly but I know I can never do it. I cry everyday. FML

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