Kids: Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper... - FML

By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By jazopalchris - 25/11/2013 23:42 - Australia - Mount Gambier

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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shmunk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:11

wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.

ptrek85 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.

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xOpheliacx 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:27

I've got it too, it's okay. Try getting it waxed. =] It's not so bad.

itsTiffany 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:35

If the kid noticed the mustache, how do you not?

ams116 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:33

Take the hint. Get a wax.

itsTiffany 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:35

If the kid noticed the mustache, how do you not?

thor82188 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:41

YDI, shave or wax it.

drift_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:40

Little kids are often brutally honest, big deal. Lotta women get some facial hair...

iEuphorical 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:46

That's a strong hint.

gleidu77 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:49

YDI for sure. if you choose not to shave/wax facial hair that is obviously there, then why are you posting this as an fml? if you're embarassed by it, you'd shave/wax it.

thatonekid809 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:54

truth hurst FYL id get that waxxed

genius_man16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:59

i want to know why you thought having a mustache as a girl was ok? and before you all scream "It's a matter of preference!" "If she is happy with the way she looks it's ok!" realize that she obviously doesn't think so if she decided to post this on **** my life

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