Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By wouldn'tyouliketoknow - 12/10/2019 02:00

Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Do you live in Springfield?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

Comments

ARMY_Trevor 5

Monday 1 August 2011 12:38

"I don't know how she fell down the stairs Officer"

JustTemporary 24

Monday 1 August 2011 12:42

This one isn't about stairs lol that was the previous one O_o

genesisnirvana 11

Monday 1 August 2011 12:55

He's saying OP should push the lady down the stairs and act as if they don't know what happened.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 1 August 2011 13:58

Maybe the OP in the stairs FML was another crazy cat lady with a whistle? ... Do cats even respond to whistles?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 1 August 2011 14:23

The latest one, actually.

shelbyyyy11 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:16

"she must have choked on her whistle & swallowed it...."

JustTemporary 24

Monday 1 August 2011 12:41

Um this one if fake it says at 6am this morning. Well it's this morning and I'm reading this at 5:40pm. Think things through.

cheesymcpuffs234 0

Monday 1 August 2011 12:47

reminds me of my mom...

starsfan_9 7

Monday 1 August 2011 15:39

The strong lungs and excellent blowing technique, remind me of your mom too hahaha, jokes of course

nymphobarbie 4

Monday 1 August 2011 12:48

15 hes saying push her down the stairs and then act like you dont know whqt happened

Parazad 16

Monday 1 August 2011 12:50

How does she keep track of them all?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 August 2011 12:57

That blows. If I was her cat, I'd probably go missing too.

Chocodeadly 6

Monday 1 August 2011 13:02

For your own sake man, help her find that bloody cat.

dwhite312 0

Monday 1 August 2011 13:11

See: 2nd amendment.

omgcookeys 15

Monday 1 August 2011 13:19

If she's old, give her a sack of potatoes or flour and tell her you found her cat.

Legendslayer222 26

Monday 1 August 2011 13:53

I would have stuck a cork in the end of the whistle. Might have caused it to explode when she next blew into it, but then again I'm no scientist, don't take my word for it.