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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Noise machine

By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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not1 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:12

i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)

dwights 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window

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silentdud 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:47

Haha that's hilarious though. I bet he will tell that story for his entire college career and into graduate school.

symph 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:49

#8, lol. It happens to everyone, though. Next time you may want to consider the "double flush" method.

ddrfunkmaster 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:52

haaahahah not to be an ass or anything but it would also be funny if it was FHL

marisaichiban 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:56

ROFL @ #8. "Keep up the good work".

cbxlbn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:03

aww yeah this is awkward if you guys aren't very close. If you were though he definitely wouldn't be worth it if he couldn't handle it. Everyone does it!

FairFrozen 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:12

LOL @ #8

lolajelly 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:13

everybody poops

LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:18

"Today, I invited this girl over to study. She clogged my toilet with her massive deuce, now I'm intimidated by her. FML" Its not a big deal sweetie. Everyone Poops!

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:29

that's like my friend, who's parents think i have vomiting issues. for some reason, almost every time i go to his house, i just happened to have eaten something sickening earlier, and i have to vomit. now whenever i look pale or unwell in some way, they freak out and yell "ARE YOU OK?! DO YOU NEED TO VOMIT?!"