By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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FrecklesInside 0

Oh please. I'm 22 and have been with my fiancee since we were 14. We've been living on our own for four years. We're getting married this year. We're in the real world. I'm a teacher, he's an engineer. People can know love at a young age and that love can last a lifetime. Just because you don't know it doesn't mean others don't. Our relationship has lasted longer than many people who get married in their 30's.

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NeonWar__ 0

holy crap. that sucks.

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

Ouch!! at least wait until AFTER your birthday

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crazyrunnergirl 7

that's sucks but you still have plenty of Tim to fund someone else. most people don't get married till their around 30 anyway.

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thickmorena_fml 0

hey your still young screw him move on and don't marry again and treat men like dogs (the ones who deserve it) *most* but you will be ite life goes on.

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Bblovesyaa 0

Maaaan.... that sucks....

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randomchick15 0

For his birthday u should rip up the papers in his face

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d13coates 0

Married at 19....ha ydi

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juventis 16

Married at 19??? No wonder the marriage didn't last!

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puppymichelle 3

Bitch is only for females..... Unless ur gay?

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sofiery 9

1. It was her birthday, so when she said 'Happy birthday, bitch', she was referring to herself. 2. She said 'husband', and she's a woman, so clearly not gay. Hope that clears that up for you!

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johnmurphy123 9

What a ********

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