Miscellaneous: Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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Smell you later

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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wingedtoad 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.

jillaroo53 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:39

ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!

Comments

TheMattMan 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:50

I don't know what kind of dentist you have, but it's kind of policy to wear surgical masks for dentists.

julierox3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:56

Classic. Terrible; but classic.

rixbury 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:59

That is the funniest short FML ever. True or not, that is hilarious. Kudos!

englandrulz 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:44

Oh, that's gross!! i feel sooooo bad for you!!

wikle1109 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:07

1 McNasty and EWWWW 2 Wasn't he wearing a mask 3 why didn't he turn his head 4 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

kuntageous 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:55

Liar they always wear masks

Kiimy_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:12

you don't fucken know that you shouldn't be accusing people of being liars when you don't even anything about what happened!! you weren't there maybe he wasn't wearing one! people like you really piss me of!

Liddo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:03

Wow, if this is true then just, HOLY MOTHER OF EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!

ariannalovesyou 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:11

umm accually i went to the dentist yesterday and the lady didnt wear a mask, so don't be likee.. LIAR THEY HAVE TO WEAR THEM! cause come on.. do you follow all the rules?..