By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
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jinxthejinx 0

Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

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The_grumpy_bear 0

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Yeah, you must like fire, because your face is burned.

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FCChelsea 3

clean the toaster with your lazy azz self

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birds_fml 7

Clean out your damn toaster once in a while and this won't happen. YDI

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pepelapew 0

estranged crumbs?

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oblio 0

right? I just can't even think what that could mean.

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

Two of the crumbs had a falling out. One got custody of the toaster, the other got the wooden bench.

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jinxthejinx 0

Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

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zowieandzander77 1

ha I was going to say the same thing... put away the thesaurus and start cleaning.

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Zebidee 8

This has nothing to do with OP being British. It's the written equivalent of fingernails down a blackboard in any variant of the language.

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Keyman1212 14

That is true. I don't care if you're British, you don't need to sound like an arrogant a prick "formulating" your FML.

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chicago4star 0

Click "like".

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rostron71 3

Agreed. I'm British and it made me wince

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boomsupersonic 0

Maybe clean the toaster out more often? I don't ever clean my toaster, though, and it hasn't lit up, so I'm thinking this may not be real. Unless someone else here has had this experience.

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conman531 23

You shoulda said "The toast, toaster and wooden bench are toast.

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holymolybro 0

Get back in the kitchen.

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zombiekitten87 12

estranged??? why were you not on speaking terms with your bread crumbs??? the fact that your toaster and bench caught on fire sucks, but I think calling it "collateral damage" is a bit of a stretch also.....

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Jenmaree 9

Maybe if she'd made an effort to reconcile with her bread crumbs, they wouldn't have burnt her kitchen down.

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