My ex and Love: Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old...

By SadGuy - 26/04/2011 06:18 - United Kingdom

Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML

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By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 19:02 - United States - North Scituate

Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:01

Does anyone else think she did it on purpose?

48Connor 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:25

Send her a picture of your dick, with the caption; "You miss this?"

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:26

"I missed you too, but with more practice, hopefully I can improve my aim."

TheSithAssassin 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:30

Clever.

emagenasian 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:36

haha

rattrapcheese 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:17

I just wrote this down for future references. thank you, and nice one!

DCFan 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:31

I have a feeling she missed the guy she was kissing a little more. Sorry OP.. "99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Livinia 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:50

If she sent that to you on purpose, she is a mega bitch. You deserve to be in love with someone better :)

Action_Bastard 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:52

hmm....donkey punch her next time you see her.

MimaaRoar 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:59

Aww well that stinks! D:

jordanprodigy023 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:19

That's very messed up. Sorry OP

regsworld11 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:28

That was totally on purpose! I'm so sorry OP :/

wazupwolf 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:29

she sounds like a bitchy girl I say to just forget her

zebrapattern 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:32

wasn't this posted a few days ago? like this exact one?

notquite69 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:34

Totally deliberate on her part. Why would you care about a bitch like that?

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Today, I had to listen to my mom telling me my paternal grandmother had to tell he my step-grandfather has a small uncut dick, but big balls. I could've gone my whole life not knowing that. FML

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Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up in her clothes, with a wig and makeup. FML

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Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML

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