Love: Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the...

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2016 5:56

Time to get some new friends who don't backstab, hope karma does it's work

stryder9090 28

Wednesday 24 February 2016 5:58

Pure disrespect.

Comments

EnJey0 19

Wednesday 24 February 2016 13:54

Hopefully you ditch him for other friends. And hopefully they aren't dicks

s8jpezo 6

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:07

He isn't ur friend he has broken The Bro Code

masschris 17

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:08

She knows you like her thats why she took advantage and asked you to cover her shift cause she knew you would say yes

bad_boyfriend 10

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:17

Why don't you ask her out if you like her? It sounds like someones friend has the sack to actually do something about it and not just admire from afar.

whateverugh12 12

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:35

wow that sucks...

daltonc21212 10

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:39

he likes her too you should have made a move its not his fault you didnt

Rabite 28

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:46

Do you even know if they went on a real romantic date? Maybe they just did some stuff as friends and it wasn't that big of a deal for your best friend to tell you. Maybe he isn't even interested in her romantically and just wanted to hang out.

Dedski 11

Wednesday 24 February 2016 15:39

Should've made a move, buddy. Next time.

pasupathymuthu 16

Wednesday 24 February 2016 15:45

Being a nice guy is not going to help you... Definitely not going to help in dating.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 24 February 2016 17:34

Need some inspiration? Never crush. NEVER. Who crushes, anyhow? Children. Middle school kids. Are you a child? Do you want to be a child, anymore? If you're crushing, you're only allowing the possibilities for stuff to go wrong, feelings to go unrequited, or let yourself down by putting him/her on a pedestal. Ever hear that song "Centerfold"? Either friend, date, ****, or marry. Never crush. After all, they're only human, nobody particularly special, just like you.