Awkward and Love: Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much...

By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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kmeredith 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:22

also I think the word 'love' is used very loosely these days... there isn't love at first sight... there is lust and passion but love comes from a mutual respect for each other and ur time together, lust slowly grows into love... sorry just my opinion :)

bluegoldfish 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:51

ouch. so no second date planned?

Comments

florenzfang 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:16

Which movie made she do this ?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:05

Kung Fu Panda.

blondebrunette11 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 14:32

^win.

Sinvudyo 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:17

True or False?

btnhdude 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:18

true or false? I'd choose "or"

kmeredith 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:18

i would have just walked out... seriously that's pretty rude.... either she was really stupid and didn't know it was a date or she just didn't care... either way... she isn't worth it.

kmeredith 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:22

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:18

true that, that's how my girlfriend and I feel, we fell in love after knowing each other for 7 years

gandhislayer 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:14

agreed. the girl im dating right now was my ex's friend and we were friends for years before we started dating and another year after that before we said we loved each other. love is something that takes time and anyone who says otherwise is confused and immature.