Love: Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on...

By Crushed - 04/11/2016 14:23

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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That's the rule

By whatdidido - 06/05/2019 18:05 - United States - Conover

Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML

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First date hell

By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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thatnucca 36

Saturday 5 November 2016 8:16

Become workout buddies and take it from there... That'd be more quality time than most actually get these days... Good luck!

PancakeSlap 23

Saturday 5 November 2016 8:17

Did she actually tell you that when asking you to go?

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ambeerr 14

Sunday 6 November 2016 10:14

of course you're in shape. round is a shape.

RpiesSPIES 27

Sunday 6 November 2016 20:02

I fail to see a bad side to this. Laugh it off and have a great time with them. I'm skinny as f*, but I know I'm still out-of-shape enough to be heavily breathing in 20min of hiking.

Foolys 10

Sunday 6 November 2016 22:31

This is creepy as hell. Not only did you fail to initiate first and ask her out like a man, you decided to admire her from afar for MONTHS like some sort of stalker. You have more than being unfit to be worried about.

orourkeda 7

Sunday 6 November 2016 23:41

You should definitely try banging her.

skies_Full 14

Tuesday 8 November 2016 16:18

yea, but look on the bright side... both of you will probably lag behind and end up talking the whole time

maelstrom143 1

Friday 11 November 2016 18:21

Maybe she is socially awkward and could not think of a better excuse to ask you to go with her? I would ask her. Or just be straight and let her know you like her and go from there.