Love: Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months...

By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Tristyxxx 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

That's the girl of your dreams ?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:28

Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."

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boredblonde 17

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:35

Paranoid much!

goldenlocks22 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:39

These are the FML's where I wonder why people think he deserves that

Iheartfunny 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:42

the only way her reasoning would make sence would be if she was one of those fortune tellers you see at a fair or something

Iheartfunny 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:43

shes probably the same kind of person that walks around in a tinfoil hat because shes afraid aliens will try to read her mind

sara_saturday 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:45

she's the girl of your dreams and youre the man of her nightmares

WCARlover 34

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:51

The girl of your dreams is a psycho

ironik970 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:53

That will teach you for trying to use inception to have a threesome.

psycho2012 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:57

She was probably the one cheating and made up the dream so it wont hurt as much.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:01

Always trust your inner intuition. FYL for finding a girl who trust's hers.

Max24KB 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:46

well I'm going to trust my inner intuition and say that your a dumbass hey I guess it is right sometimes hah

EnterNameHere001 5

Monday 22 August 2011 8:32

intuition doesn't work well for head in clouds dumbass bitches.

Glitch333 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:01

Well she's obviously paranoid. But I kinda know how she feels. :/

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Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

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Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

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Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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