Love: Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months...

By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Tristyxxx 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

That's the girl of your dreams ?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:28

Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."

Comments

ohowe 1

Monday 22 August 2011 15:25

You dodged that bullet. That was just a taste of the crazy in that one. At least you still have all your body parts.

kjenkins878 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:01

Haha that's funny because my girlfriend always tells me about how she has nightmares about me cheating on her..she hasn't broken up with me though lol

jamald 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:39

Clever girl

Bludmagnus 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:07

A shining example of why some guys prefer to risk promiscuous sex than be in a relationship...

megan532 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:43

I keep having nightmares like this too about my boyfriend. The dreams are pretty convincing, but idk about breaking up with him...

Rachopacho 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:44

dreams reflect mostly what you think about.. for example.. this^^ shes scared you'll cheat on her and she keeps having reoccurring nightmares that you will... even when you have a good relationship etc etc. she's a mong. PAHAHAHA O_0 but umm.. seriously... dreams don't come true unless you.. make them come true...? THEY ARE JUST THINGS! figments of your imagginnaattiioonnnn... ololoo not FYL i guess. SHEZ A SPOON...

Rachopacho 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:50

+ SUBCONSCIOUS MIND! @ the peeps who said they were cheated on... (sorry to hear that) you probably thought subconsciously there was something up..... then had dreams blaba then it happened.... damn :(

Davidlange11788 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:15

You obviously don't know how to talk your way out of things

Morew8 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 22:11

You don't need that headache. That just means she's insecure about herself. Time to move on!

bridgetv25 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:01

Hey just saying I had those dreams about my x running off with this blonde girl had them over and over again for years about 3-4 years ago... Last July he left me( pregnant) with 3 other kids for a 19 year old blonde.