By Anonymous - 20/02/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Docbee 11

If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'

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ManInTheMachine 19

Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.

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ColbyGB 13

If you start shaking, just tell him you're doing the Harlem shake

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noelasis94 18

Don't worry if you shake make sure to blurt out obscene things so you can blame it on Tourette's it could work

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cmbar831 14

This isn't a bad thing, just be yourself. Congrats gurl

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upallnight11 19

Calm your ****. Literally..

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kenna_babe 4

I think it's okay if near the end of the date, depending on things were going, for you to admit that you were a little nervous. He might think its way cute :) he obviously liked you enough to ask you out, and if he didn't ask in person then he's probably nervous too :)

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scr_sensei 14

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and he comes back, he's yours. But if you spew and he bolts, then it was never meant to be

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mehwhocares 9

You have just made my day. :D

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