By sarahxHx - 14/07/2015 06:42 - United States - Laguna Niguel

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML
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sarahxHx 10

Hey it's OP. We stood there for a good 5 seconds until he realized it was actually me. He sincerely apologized and he said he hope it didn't offend me. He's a really nice guy and I'm happy to be dating him! :) We went hiking that morning. And for those saying I wear too much makeup on, I don't. I simply have super light eyebrows and eyelashes, and girls here would understand that doing your eyebrows and putting on black mascara makes a HUGE difference. For my face, I only wear a light coverage tinted moisturizer. You're all so quick to judge. SMH.

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Top comments

DemHaxBro 20

Sounds like somebody uses WAY too much makeup, YDI

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Yazoo77 16

It's good for him that it was 3 weeks not months.

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sophiehelen 32

and that's when you know you wear too much make-up

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BananaaBread 13

She already explained that she just does her eyebrows. People forget that eyebrows, and eyelashes make a big difference.

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ouijacorn 9

Wear as much makeup as you want and tell your boyfriend to get his damn eyes checked.

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izzah98 10

Which is why you girls need to tone it down. Jfc.

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donutcallmethat 16

1. The vast majority of men don't have a clue about how makeup works. 2. The less men know about makeup, the stronger their opinions on it.

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KJ7 2

Does anyone else think it's bizarre that he showed up at 7AM! I wouldn't have even answered the door!

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tiredofwaiting 25

You must wear a lot of makeup then.

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mathew56765 8

That's why I think makeup is stupid. He hadn't seen your actual face until that moment and he didn't even recognize you. YDI

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BananaaBread 13

She literally just did her eyebrows lol. I don't understand how you can have strong feelings about her wearing makeup when(judging by the follow-up) they don't care.

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kilarbos 14

>actual face >ACTUAL FACE Are you kidding me rn? You- I don't even- Do you not realize that people are naked under their clothes? And make-up is kind of a variant on that?

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rchjr2106 7

Apparently you need to cut back on the makeup a bit

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lucasj23 11

that's just gross. you obviously wear a shit load of make up.

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