By Intheway - 29/08/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
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PersnicketyPu55y 0

Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.

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Oh_Gawd_Why 0

Oh Gawd Why! Mushrooms, seriously, my.. My uterus. It just shriveled up in fear that people like you actually exist. No self respecting Cali girl would need velcro sewn between their thighs as badly as you do.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Thank God! At least the world is spared your offspring.

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vita_questa_roba 0

Aww I'm so glad mushrooms can talk with normal grammar/spelling/punctuation. I no longer fear getting sent to the hospital while in California. If she can capitalize appropriately, she can't be that bad of a nurse.

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cheese_please 0

Good, because I'm sure a lot of people want to hurt you severely for your lame, awful jokes. You're going to need a hospital.

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spongebobrocks 0

Hahaha, awww, oh God, you don't know how happy your words have made me. I feel so special xD Thank you soooooo much ^_^. There ARE guys like the ones I described... It's just slightly hard to find them. Good luck though, to all of you. :] I AM writing a book actually. I'm rather busy with college, so that's going pretty slow, but it's coming. Once again, thank you all, it means a lot.

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spongebobrocks 0

****, that was so not meant for you.

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vita_questa_roba 0

Haha. I guess I'll see you there, as you'll be in the next room getting whatever is up your ass removed:)

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mushrooms_fml 0

LoL FeCaL MaTTeR!!!1!!11!1!!!1! oMg AlL Of yOu aRe so FuNNy!!!!11!!!!1!11

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Sorrytohearthat 0

What a ******* asshole. And all the people that told you that you deserve it are assholes too. Why are there so many ASSHOLES in the world?

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Brittaneyyy 0

what a dick head tell him to go f himself since that's prob the only reason he's keepin u around sorry Op

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ACM1991 9

bshahahhahaha he is just like me :)

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