By Intheway - 29/08/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 299
You deserved it 6 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

PersnicketyPu55y 0

Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.

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PuhPuhPuhPi 0

Jeez, the way you complain about it, you probably are ruining his game.

ROFLCOPTER, this guy is a complete tool, why are you dating him? YDI for dating someone this douche-baggy.

Gavik 0
x_Leopard_x 1

He sounds like a nice guy. :)

the_stereotype 0

I can see where he is coming from. that's understandable. he still wants to be seen as hot and awesome and available but that's hard with someone hanging on to you.

What's with all the asshole boyfriend FML's surfacing all of a sudden? Anyway, that's awful OP.

mushrooms_fml 0

Omg thats so terrible! U totally need to dump him 4 that. He is a jackass! He obv has no respect 4 u. And how can u have respect 4 urself if guys r doing things like this 2 u? As a fellow woman, I think u need 2 get rid of him QUICK! If u don't he's just going to go on TREATING U LIKE SHIT! I think the rest of the female population would back me up on this and think u should dump him 2. Actually I hope the MALE population would agree with me also! For the sake of humanity, pleasse get rid of that jerk! U deserve better than him! Go find sum1 who will treat u like a real woman, like a gem or a princess, and will spoil u with love and gifts! All women just want sum1 who will buy them pretty gifts and take care of them and treat them like royalty. And when u find him, don't let go of him! Unless he cheatss on u or gets boring or sumthing LOL! Ive had a good few amounts of boyfriends (4 sum reason guys have always been attracted to my pretty skin and hair and eyes) and let me tell u, having them fawn over u iss the BESST!!!!!!!!!! So dont settle 4 sum LOSER who is going 2 treat u like shit!!!!!!!!!! Find sum1 who will do anything 4 u and will spend lots of money on u and take u lots of nice places because that proves he is desperate 2 b with u! Take it from sum1 who has been with a lot of guys! Its good advice. Guys always jut turn girls in2 itemss, like "look at that walking pair of *******" or "holy shit that's a nice ass" and im sick of it!!!!!! I dont want a guy like that i want 1 who will actually treat me nicely and have respect 4 me. Because if he doesn't...i will just go find sum1 else, sum1 better than him!!!!!!!!!!! AND THROW IT IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!

tangothis 0
0connor01 0

its called paragraphs, you wall of letters is blinding me

lalaimbored 0

I vote that people should have to take an IQ test when signing up at Fmylife.com...

mushrooms_fml 0

Excuse me that this is sumthing called the INTERNET where people dont always have 2 use correct grammar and stuff! Not all of us is a novelist with a stick up our ass!

Nai_fml 0

"and will spoil u with love and gifts! All women just want sum1 who will buy them pretty gifts and take care of them and treat them like royalty." "Find sum1 who will do anything 4 u and will spend lots of money on u and take u lots of nice places because that proves he is desperate 2 b with u!" 'Scuse me. Not all females want someone who will buy them pretty gifts, or want someone to "spend lots of money" on them. I'd prefer someone that actually seems to care about me over someone who tries to buy me off. #47, I agree. And it's a lot easier for people to understand what you're trying to say if you don't use numbers and use something close to correct grammar.

im a woman...i disa-*******-gree with ALL of this...go ********** or something...cuz ur an ugly ass prick who cant get any1 esle...ODVIOUSLY!!

spongebobrocks 0

1) Learn how to type. Just because it's internet, doesn't have to mean you should make other people's eyes bleed by trying to understand what you're saying. You don't have to be a novelist to have good grammar. You have to be NORMAL to have good grammar. Stop being lazy and type correctly. Rarely anyone bothers to read things that are written the way you wrote them. And it's "Not all of us are novelists." 2) Please, speak for yourself, and not for the rest of the female population. They have their own minds and they'll state their opinions if they feel it necessary. 3) Actually, most women prefer emotional, romantic ways of showing affection. Not material, like yourself. If expensive things are the key to your heart, then I really needn't say more. You're spoiled, and materialistic, and can't appreciate things. 4) Unless he gets boring? If the woman really loves a man, they don't get boring, really. Also, implies that YOU get bored of people easily. Most likely throw them away after 2 months. It's either you getting bored of the guy and leaving him, or the guy finding you SO annoying and demanding he leaves you. I think it's the latter. Actually, I can't make up my mind. 5) We don't really need to know what guys find attractive in you. At least, I don't need to know. Stop bragging about your "pretty skin and hair and eyes". "Having them fawn over you"? Wow, someone is addicted to attention. 6) As I said, taking girls to nice places and buying them stuff is okay, but it's not something you should pay most attention on when you're looking for a man. Pay more attention to how he reacts in certain situations, how he acts when you're in a good mood, and how he acts when you're in a bad mood... If he can help you and make you feel better and make you smile all the time without the help of material things, then he might just be decent enough... 7) "Take it from someone who has been with a lot of guys". Hahaha. You're not even worth this comment getting any longer. 8) I'm a guy.

#86 I'm fairly certain I just fell in love with your words *sigh*

Nai_fml 0

86, your comment is also made of win. I agree with number 88.

spongebobrocks 0

Thank you for taking the time to actually read that haha.

Nai_fml 0

No problem, it was worth reading.

spongebobrocks 0

Awww. ^_^ Makes me feel special xD No, really, it does.

#86 wins. Any girl who would "THROW IT IN HIS FACE!!!!" for not buying her castles and ponies but in the same thought talk about how she gets rid of guys when she "gets bored of them." You disturb me. I know you probably can't spell it yourself but you should probably take a browse through the dictionary and look up the word 'hypocrite'. You know, when you're not too busy appreciating your current boyfriend for nothing more than his wallet. I've never met a girl like you. I hope it stays that way.

spongebobrocks 0

Hear hear, Rathmec. Fmylife irritates me sometimes, I keep clicking reply to a comment, and it puts it somewhere else. >_

tashakishka 0

86 wins ;) lol and I love the username

spongebobrocks 0

I actually literally snarled at your post, mushrooms. You superficial little attention ***** bitch. Go die. 86 speaks all truth.

spongebobrocks 0

I don't think she knows the meaning of the verb "to snarl"...

myhairynutsack 0

yikes, i think this struck a nerve with #42... I would be surprised if anyone reads all of that anyway *shrug*

Very nice post sponge, I couldn't have said it better myself. :) Win ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

heyheyhey3 0

spongebobrocks wins. completely. i think you deserve a crown. possibly be named king of fml? you need a queen? because those words are wise and charming. (agree with #88!!!)

Goosie 0

just because you're on the internet doesn't give you a free pass to be an illiterate moron. It's english, it's important, please learn it. If not for yourself then for the future of our country because seriously, if all 'young people' are as stupid as you then intelligent society is doomed.

fmlfmlfml15 0

#86 MARRY ME No but seriously any girl would be lucky to have you. And spongebob does rock. Always.

sillygirly 0

#86. Wow ! Probably the most truthful, and amazing words I've ever heard a guy say, or in this case, see a guy type. I haven't come across a lot of guys who are like the ones you describe in your writings, but I'm a little more hopeful now :)

you really just made my day #86 i could not have thought of a better way to put this. you are a master with words, if you wrote a book i'd happily buy it :)