By Intheway - 29/08/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 299
You deserved it 6 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

PersnicketyPu55y 0

Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.

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mushrooms_fml 0

OMG U GUYS R STILL GOING ON!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT GETTING A LIFE HUH???!!!!!!!

Nai_fml 0

You're still going too. And I have a life; it happens to involve me being on the computer a lot.

Responding to #90 (because FML is dropping my comments into the most random places) I'm pretty sure I've had sex...... yes, definitely have, I can see my prodigy playing trains, so I definitely have. It's Saturday night in your cloistered part of the universe, shouldn't you be out finding men to tell you they "love you"?

Nai_fml 0

It's doing that because one of my comments is appearing as number 90, then disappears and mushroom's comment shows up again as number 90, so I'm guessing that was to mushroom's number 90.

I think we're making FML have a meltdown *lol*

this made me laugh super hard. i'm very glad that someone has a functional brain and is able to use it as you have. you've succesfully made my day, thank you thequickredofox

mushrooms_fml 0

I'm only on here cause its almost 6:30 and I'm waiting 2 go clubbing with my FRIENDS, sumthing a lot of u dont seem 2 have. My girls and i will actually have fun and get hit on and maybe a hookup 2night! So HAH!

Nai_fml 0

I have friends, I just don't get to see them very often. And to me, this is fun. And I don't really care if you get hit on, or hook up with someone. It doesn't impress me.

spongebobrocks 0

I think Mushrooms doesn't see the little blue "reply" button, cause she keeps posting new comments O.o. Also, I took the time to go on her profile. It says: "My name is Amy. I'm 23 years old and live in California. If I lived anywhere else, FML!" Did she really write that, or do I need new glasses?

mushrooms_fml 0

Im not trying 2 impress u, u do what u think is fun and i will do what i think is fun! AAAND i will find sum1 at the club who will take me out on dates and buy me pretty gifts and is great at sex!!!!! That in my opinion is the perfect guy, a reall hollywood guy, and i have seen them with my very own eyes!!!!!

mushrooms_fml 0

Shut up #100, u shouldnt be talking coming from sum1 whos username is spongebobrocks!!!!!!!

I'm going to put my hormones aside for a moment and just say that I really worry for you! I say this kindly, maternally even.... find a men who respects you, who is equal to you, who you would love even if he was broke and who would love you even if you were wrinkly and saggy. Life is about so much more than the surface. Don't spend all your time trying to impress other people with your "fairytale life", their opinion doesn't matter. Once the door is closed, it's just you and your partner.

Nai_fml 0

The way you wrote that makes me think you're trying to impress someone. And so what, you're materialistic. I agree with 108 on this one.

mushrooms_fml 0

Well im only 23 so i have plenty of time 2 find a guy who will love my wrinkles wont i!

Not if you want children. You've only got 2 years before your fertility starts to decline, provided you haven't encountered any STDs that could have already effected it, and then your risk of birth defects, miscarriage and a whole gamut of other issues increases dramatically.

mushrooms_fml 0

Well than ive got a nice good 2 years of dating around and having lots of fun!

spongebobrocks 0

Hah. You're just too awesome xD I think she wants all this. Like, us arguing with her. She attracted attention again, and we're giving it to her. I think we ought to stop. But that's just me, although this is all very amusing...

Nai_fml 0

I don't care if she likes the attention, I'm drawn to arguments, and am incredibly stubborn. xD

hehehehehe mushrooms is making me laugh, i wonder who'll give up first?

hopefully you are no longer dating him. nowonderyouresingle.blogspot.com baldouting.blogspot.com

tashakishka 0

wow I hope your not still with him...

spongebobrocks 0

Well, I happen to like Sponge Bob, whose IQ happens to be higher than yours. Hahaha. Real Hollywood guy. I actually think you don't even live in California, you only wish you did... I don't know why I have that impression. You're entitled to your own opinion but... That's just pathetic.

mushrooms_fml 0

4 ur info, i do live in california, dont be jealous cause u wish u did!!!! But then again there are many hot girls out here and u would prolly be intimidated!!!!!!

spongebobrocks 0

Sweetheart, I'm a guy. With a very lovely fiancee. I actually really don't like California. Heat and stuff - not really my thing.

Nai_fml 0

There are many girls that think they're hot everywhere. There are many girls as air headed and conceited as you, too.

mushrooms_fml 0

#86, shut the **** up!!!! And maybe if u would stop replying to everything and make new comments i wouldnt miss ur stupid comments!!! And dont pretend like u kno me u cant gather who i am from what i write, so **** off!!!!!

spongebobrocks 0

Actually, I CAN gather who you are from what you write... You just wrote what you like and what you dislike, what your ideals are and what you want in life. So yes, I can gather who you are from what you write.

I think I can tell what kind of person you are. You obviously get pissed off easily. I can't imagine how many of your future patients will want to switch nurses. You want to hook up TONIGHT. Which basically say's your a horny ****. Also, you say 5 guy's said they love you in the past 6 months? How many of them did you know longer than it took them to finish and drive off while your asleep and never be heard from again. I know your going to reply to this. I honestly don't care what you say to me. But you continuously reply to all the comment's directed at you. So that tell's me another thing, unlike me, you do care what people say about you. Which mean's you can't take a little critiscism. Sooo, that's pretty much what I got off of your comment's. Anyone with me?

spongebobrocks 0

I'm with you too. And you can tell by her picture she's got self-esteem issues. Anyone who would tan themselves to death and destroy their hair with bleach just to fit in to the "California Girl" image needs some help...

Skin cancer = it's what all the cool kids are doing!

redblueviolet 0

You = troll. I'm sure nobody in the medical field would go sleeping around when she should be very aware of the constant risks of having sex. Not to mention I doubt any adult with a real brain would act so prepubescent. But if you're not a troll, and if I were religious, I'd pray for you.

Yes, thequickredofox, I'm now upset because I'm just a pale little Irish girl. Maybe it's time to hit the tanning salons? Then we might be able to go ***** ourselves out like mushrooms!

gummibehrs - as a pale Scottish blooded Aussie, I share your pain *sigh* Maybe we could get spray on tans, some silicon boobies and a lobotomy, then we'd be , like OMG, sooooooo cool *vacuous giggle*

Hahaha, your comment made me lol, thequickredofox. Yes, definitely, then we'd be cool enough to hang out with mushrooms and go to clubs and get laid and omg!!!!!!!!

RAMBabyyy 0

Stop dating him. Problem solved.

Dopehead666 21
Widener2012 0

I had a guy like that before OP, and he did not treat me right, and I certainly didn't trust him as far as I could throw him. I did care about him a lot though, and it was unhealthy, but we were just not right for eachother. Him and I are both in different relationships now, and both happy. While your guy did not treat you right, you may just not be suited for eachother. Let him go, and I hope you find a guy that you love just because he's himself, and I hope that he loves you for you. You deserve it