Intimacy: Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome.... - FML

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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Indecent proposal

By Dude wtf - 19/04/2021 02:02

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Today, a guy propositioned me for a threesome with his girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend, or the fact that his girlfriend is my sister. He seemed confused as to why I turned him down. FML

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The old dog has learned new tricks

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 10:00

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Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

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Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

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Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

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Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

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Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 4 April 2016 12:54

He doesn't seem to care if his girlfriend finds out about you so I think they are in an open relationship and he just didn't share that with you. Shitty deal

gatorclay97 28

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Well? Was it fun?

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molliekatz 6

Friday 13 May 2016 18:42

Were u aware of this other female? IF so then you're grimmy and you DESERVED IT!!! IF NOT then how do u handle THAT?

Bt1234567890 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:45

Sounds like he's a dick! I think u should tell him it sounds good to you as long as your very well hung boyfriend can join the party!

Boogley 12

Thursday 14 July 2016 17:58

Go for it

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