By westie732 - 09/10/2017 06:00 - United States - Pickerington

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Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until he ran to the bathroom mid-sex and I had to listen to him with explosive diarrhea. The worst part is, he wanted to keep going after. FML
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westie732 4

Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel bad or anything. I acted like I had no clue what actually went on. Now I do agree that this situation may be more FML to him rather than me, but some parts got left out because of word restriction on here. In all honesty he had been drinking a little too much and was pretty drunk, so I'm not even sure if he knew how much noise and how not discreet he was. I get a little careless while I'm drunk so I know how it goes. I was only saying how uncomfortable and awkward the situation was for me, especially since I'm pretty shy and not one for starting conversation about the shit you just took. Again, I never gave him a hard time over it. Our night was enjoyable and he put a great deal of effort and time into cleaning, cooking and making the night great. I can't fault the man, and never once did I say I was too low to give him another shot. Who knows, maybe it's something we can both laugh about someday! Thanks for reading, have a good day and remember, shit happens. ;)

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Chloe555_fml 27

At least he didn't shit the bed and then want to keep going. Gotta admire his tenacity.

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Setareh23 34

I agree the it's a normal thing, but to be fair we have no idea if OP gave him a hard time about it. For all we know, she declined having sex after as nicely as possibly (because if the mood is gone and she just couldn't get back into it, she shouldn't force herself to have sex with him when she doesn't want to, just to spare his feelings) and just posted this here as a way to rant about an awkward/funny situation anonymously and without hurting him. If she was mean about it to him though, yeah that would be pretty crummy, especially since he put so much effort and was in a vulnerable position. I feel bad for them, but hopefully they'll laugh it off eventually!

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westie732 4

Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel bad or anything. I acted like I had no clue what actually went on. Now I do agree that this situation may be more FML to him rather than me, but some parts got left out because of word restriction on here. In all honesty he had been drinking a little too much and was pretty drunk, so I'm not even sure if he knew how much noise and how not discreet he was. I get a little careless while I'm drunk so I know how it goes. I was only saying how uncomfortable and awkward the situation was for me, especially since I'm pretty shy and not one for starting conversation about the shit you just took. Again, I never gave him a hard time over it. Our night was enjoyable and he put a great deal of effort and time into cleaning, cooking and making the night great. I can't fault the man, and never once did I say I was too low to give him another shot. Who knows, maybe it's something we can both laugh about someday! Thanks for reading, have a good day and remember, shit happens. ;)

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KayDee29 31

Don't worry about the haters, OP. If it works out with him, you'll have a fun story for parties and social gatherings! My fiancé and I joke about the most disgusting bodily functions on this planet, if you can't be comfortable with your body then who can? Thanks for the follow up!

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iBrittanyy 17

You seem very mature and I can't blame you for how you felt about the situation. I would've felt the same. But it sounds like he's a good guy and hopefully you two hit off again.

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Nissi 17

I commented before I read your explanation and now I feel bad. I'm glad you're understanding, and that you didn't get disgusted and discontinue the possibility of a relationship.

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worldclassrager 39

Glad you had a great night...and it looks like you'll have another date coming up...

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US_StormTrooper 2

Wow I had to sign up when I read this one. How SHITTY LOL. I can remember a time I took this really hot gymnast girl on a date, and we hit it off... so we went back to my place and I didn't go to the bathroom to let off the same tension... It just resulted in me performing VERY poorly and us not going out again.

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whitnayfortooh 29

how is this a bad thing? so what he got diarrhea? big deal. watch **** or something while he's in there with headphones so you can still be in the mood when he's done. poor guy. I feel bad for him more than I do you.

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Sweetmia 3

You should read the follow up. ?

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whitnayfortooh 29

Yea I didn't till after I made this post cause I was caught up in my rage but now I feel bad

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Nissi 17

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crudeandrudeguy 29

If you can't be bothered to read the comments, you shouldn't bother to comment at all. OP addressed everything perfectly in her comment

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Witchylady 17

Ooh with a shitty ass? No way. He would need to take a shower twice.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Well, I don't know about your *****, but I don't need two showers to become clean afterwards. If you wipe properly or even use a bidet there shouldn't be anything shitty left.

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