Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't...

By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By ilu.xo - 13/01/2010 06:11 - Canada

Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML

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By brsoxgirl - 15/07/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML

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By forever alone - 09/05/2015 23:03 - Germany - Apolda

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML

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By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 6 February 2015 0:09

The yelling is an excuse. He actually needs to be tucked into bed with his favorite teddy bear and read a bedtime story by mom.

WCARlover 34

Friday 6 February 2015 0:08

There's a reason he was single when you met him apparently :p

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 6 February 2015 3:48

Is his name Norman Bates? If so, don't shower around him.

howsthisforaname 34

Friday 6 February 2015 4:05

Is his name wolowitz?

Culito97 10

Friday 6 February 2015 4:12

Or maybe he just doesn't want to stay overnight with you and comes up with that as an excuse? Lol

ChampagneMamii 8

Friday 6 February 2015 4:21

Maybe he just didn't want to spend the night with you.

silver_fisher 2

Friday 6 February 2015 4:49

Most people live at home lol

rockon327 2

Friday 6 February 2015 5:12

Thats funny

bbfyso 10

Friday 6 February 2015 5:31

To be Honest if I had not gotten married I would not have left home. My husband lived at home until we got married as well...we both had tons of savings and we paid for our Home in cash. We did get Married young and still..... I would not write him off just Yet. I see my friends that moved out at 18 and all the money the burned in rent. I would try to see the positive side.

funneh1 21

Friday 6 February 2015 6:11

Lol!! Hey its says that you are from Alberta. Me too! Lol

thenewgirl29 20

Friday 6 February 2015 6:13

In his defense, in his culture I guess it is considered normal. He does own a condo and is renovating it. I am fine with the living at home part but being questioned about staying out seems odd at our age.

adam_nvx 19

Friday 6 February 2015 15:26

One has to have some respect that the guy respects his parents enough to still abide by their rules (granted... pretty extreme at that age). That said, it seems like such an odd situation and makes you think he has a wife/fiancée/girlfriend that he doesn't want you to know about. (however, it's all just speculation...). good luck OP.