By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
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NotRussian 16

Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....

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Murilirum 23

So when's the wedding then?

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McLake 6

I died laughing!! Must be cuz I'm a mormon ???

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JD1147 27

So am I. But it's true, Mormons do get engaged far too quickly. I know of someone who proposed after 3 weeks, and another at 4 weeks.

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Scrambled 21

Might as well say yes. At this rate you'll be divorced within the week. No worries.

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olpally 32

He ran past full retard and went straight to potato.... Lol. Run...

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sureshadow 23

You nearly made me get in trouble in class.

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Exobadger 15

This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen on a post.

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False_Stupidity 41

As funny as this is. I feel like you have just insulted potatoes.

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interesting33 36

gahh can we please use a different word to 'retard'? Like idiot, or gormless cretin, because 'retard' has bad connotations for people with disabilities. Thanks

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BreeStevens 4

same goes for 'gay' and 'fag' #111 stop getting all offended over a stupid word and realize that there was a funny comment made

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I_eat_hearts17 9

If you're not feeling it definitely say no but if you are and you're an adult then go for it. You don't have to get married right away and there's been plenty of relationships that have lasted with super quick proposals even super quick marriages. :-)

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ToxicTyrael 26

The fastest marriage I know are my in-laws. They married after 6 months but it was because you were paid when you got married and the government wanted to shut down the rule so they married to snap the money. They're still madly in love with each other :)

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aylind 18

My parents actually got married after only knowing each other for 2 weeks. They're going on 23 years! It does happen!

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bapbap_fml 15

It was a WEEK. My husband and I got engaged after 11 months and I thought that was pretty quick, but what we wanted. After a week seems extremely hasty...

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DARKxShaddow_69 12

Maybe he thought u were another gf of a few years? Either way u put it, run!

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saraaa2552 15

This is the shortest FML

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pockleboy 7

Hey I just met you And this crazy But here's my engagement ring Now call me hubby

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FalloutScrolls 25

"Prepare to engage Light Speed!" "No, no... Light Speed's too slow." "Light Speed, too slow?" "Yes, we need to go to Ludicrous Speed!" Spaceballs joke related to your relationship aside... you said No, right?

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False_Stupidity 41

You get my vote because Spaceballs is beyond awesome, therefore anything referencing it must also be awesome.

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ke17189 21

You must've made quite the impression

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