Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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sabrinalynn22 19

Monday 12 October 2015 7:01

Run.

NotRussian 16

Monday 12 October 2015 7:02

Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....

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booterus 20

Monday 12 October 2015 7:42

Just because you've been seeing him for a week doesn't mean he hasn't been seeing you longer!!

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 12 October 2015 17:03

"When I first saw you 3 years ago and smelled your beautiful hair I knew I was gonna marry you one day." "But I only know you for 5 months!"

DirtyDan_10 17

Monday 12 October 2015 7:47

Sounds like a Disney movie

GavinP99 10

Monday 12 October 2015 7:54

Congratulations! When's the wedding? Haha, kidding. Dump him.

aloneingarden 15

Monday 12 October 2015 7:54

R u Tamara from Awkward?

zombiekiller52 24

Monday 12 October 2015 7:59

RUN!!!

SK8WITME 19

Monday 12 October 2015 8:02

don't run just say no. damn it what's wrong with people these days though.. only a frickin week and he proposes you, like, does he even take life seriously

trucker2 33

Monday 12 October 2015 8:33

No... You need to perform a heart biopsy, to see if it's real or not, results take 4 years or better.... I'll see my self out.

champmunk 8

Monday 12 October 2015 9:12

I jerk owf to dis.

jade2258 13

Monday 12 October 2015 9:22

I hope you escape led unscathed.

DArthurVaderian 18

Monday 12 October 2015 9:27

It absolutely is not

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