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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By hobo no-no - 10/11/2020 08:00 - United States

Today, I saw my ex asking for change outside a store. I was so shocked and sad to see him in such a position, I offered to take him home with me, let him shower and cook him a good meal. He laughed in my face and said, "Nah, I just do this for some quick bucks. It’s easier than working." FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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Slashing Prices Left and Right!

By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Love don't pay the rent

By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 23:04

Today, I begged my dad for money, for the first time ever, because even with two jobs I still can’t make rent. When asked why he sent way too little, he replied, "You always said you’d prefer to get love from me rather than money." FML

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Alihb 16

Monday 22 July 2013 23:13

Assuming you declined, did he offer to pay you in Trident Layers after?

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Monday 22 July 2013 23:12

Leave in the most amusing way possible.

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AHappyGoth 14

Monday 22 July 2013 23:49

Saw a porno like this once.

deepunder 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:35

Did you make your FML account right after?

Cupcake040 17

Monday 22 July 2013 23:50

I don't know if I'd believe this guy, clearly he had enough money to go out so that a babysitter was required. Maybe depending on how much it actually was I would develop some kind of 'payment plan' where he can pay $20 here and $20 there. I don't think suing him over babysitting money is very realistic though.

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:13

He might have been working

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 22 July 2013 23:57

Wow he could have just said he can pay you at a later time, yet he offered up his body to you haha. Very amusing. Fyl and i hope you get your money and not booty!

jw90 18

Monday 22 July 2013 23:59

Why does that sound like the beginning to a porno?

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:01

so, did you get "paid?"

kpc2424 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:04

I wonder if this story would have ended differently had a guy been babysitting and the mom came home and offered the same deal????

firechicky 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 2:21

I don't think it would have wound up on fml if the genders were reversed.

kpc2424 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:19

I couldn't agree more

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 23 July 2013 8:24

What if she had been an ugly old lady??

DJ_Lyons 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 10:16

Today, the woman whose son I babysat for six hours confessed to being broke and actually asked if she.could pay me in sex. She looked like Rosie O'Donnell and smelled like a.toilet. FML.

DJisHere11 19

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:14

#40 now that's the beginning to a porno. "Milf pays back the babysitter."

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:11

This only works if you're a hot chick who doesn't have enough to pay for the pizza.

theworldisflat 8

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:14

Wow that's low

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:26

Let's hope he was at least hot!

samaraperez 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:27

wow some guys these days

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