By hatelife - 30/12/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML
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Luckster 0

These days it's actually not very easy to make friends. If you try to talk to a random person in a mall or a bar or anywhere, they just look at you like you're a ******* retarded moron, mock you, and walk away.

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Erindub 0

Aww no worries...no one helped me put my bed together.

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shananigans 0

Go to a bar, find a group of guys, strut over confidently, and announce "Hey guys. I'm so-and-so and I have a new bed. Who'd like to help me test it out? Instant friends. I guarantee it.

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ancientastronot 0

Just FYI, Ikea beds are definitely not made to have sex on. Move it to the floor after foreplay.

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pheebs314 17

I have sex in my IKEA bed all the time... It's much sturdier than the bed my husband and I broke when we started dating, and that bed was solid wood.

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hnxieyi 0

I'd help u if u can pay my ticket there.

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relyo 0

I know where you're coming from and the burden is heavy if you try to carry it alone. Begin in places that are minimally invasive, online game chat rooms for example. From there you can move to something where you share a common interest like hobbies. There are people you can socialize with. It just takes a bit of effort to find them. Always remember: You're not alone.

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Fmlamd1954 0

I will be your friend. I know how hard it can be

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olivejuice001 0

Nice to see that in between all the usual dickheads posting on here, there are some decent people.

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kozmikstarz 0

Ugh, EVERYTHING I own from IKEA had that symbol on it...and I put it together all by myself anyway. Maybe, if you spent less time feeling sorry for yourself on FML and went into the world, you'd make some friends.

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Purple95 0

I started cracking up when I read this I am so sorry I want to give u a hug but this is so frickin funny you made my day.

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oNikkio 0

I HATE IKEA instructions! But the way they package their furniture is amazingly efficient. I could fit an entire mattress and bed frame in my little blue Honda Civic!

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Purple95 0

I started cracking up when I read this I am so sorry I want to give u a hug but this is so frickin funny you made my day.

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