By hatelife - 30/12/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML
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Luckster 0

These days it's actually not very easy to make friends. If you try to talk to a random person in a mall or a bar or anywhere, they just look at you like you're a ******* retarded moron, mock you, and walk away.

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Blotto_fml 0

Awwwww. I thought everyone was happy in NYC. Thats what it looks like on tele anyway.

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beanstalk0311 0

Haha normally I take joy in just adding fuel to the fire and insulting the persons story, but this one actually made me say, "aww". BUT now I'm back to normal hahaha it must suck to be you! Suicide?

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MissOriginal 0

I hate it when companies make people feel bad about choosing a single life..... FYL......

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AntiChrist7 0

Just post an advert: "Woman needs man to fix her bed". You will drown in the replies

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lettertjes 0

Just ask a neighbour or something. I hardly know my neighbours but if they would ask me to help them build their Ikea bed, I would do so as soon as I had the time.

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youthink_fml 0

Wah, wah, wah. I hate it when people cry about being single.

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Dion_fml 2

uhm, you cried about an IKEA instruction ? make a guess why you're single

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Anteezy 7

Ugh if that made you cry it's no wonder no one wants you.

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spellfire 0

Hush, don't cry. Even if you had someone in your life - a husband, a lover, or a friend - there is no guarantee at all that they would help you. Worse yet, instead of just refusing, they might be making excuses and telling you that perhaps, some day, when they're not so busy - and if you believed that, you'd be stuck forever with an unassembled IKEA. There is power in relying only on yourself - this way, no one holds you down. Besides...being friends with someone so that to have someone to help you? Better be friends just for the joy of their company, and not depend on their help. Oh, come on! Was that IKEA so hard to work on?

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