By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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ra10244 0

If that doesn't keep em from coming back...go to their building and tell em the next time they come over, you're gonna be goin to satanic ****. See if that helps. LOL!

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Gtaylorfication 0

They are soooo nosy arnt they?

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TheHolyLama 0

well now they are also your witness ;)

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pipeline101 6

Ha man that's to good coulda just been like u gonna just watch or wanna help? Bet ud never have a knock on ur door again from them

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isis_morrigan 18

That's one way to get them to quit hassling you!

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IBeCakin 4

The only thing you can do in that situation is just finish and then walk into a different room and act like you didn't hear them knock

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sambudd14 2

You sir, just gave me the BEST idea to ward off cold callers!!

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