By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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HeartOfLead 24

By the looks of it, they can clearly see that you haven't heard the good news... Sinner.

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irishbohemian 0

That is the exactly the same way I got rid of them!

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xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6

Is your name Jehovah?

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neander 8

If that would keep them from showing up uninvited, everyone should do it!

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randomhero1398 0

Not an FML, that's a WIN

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GingerGirl1992 4

That's one way to get rid of them I suppose. Though, on the other hand, they might just see you as a challenge now and be more determined than ever to save you.

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fj19 9

Happened to me too! But they still came back.

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