By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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waynenieto 1

Haha same thing Happened to me kinda except me and my gf were in the middle of doing it in the kitchen

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YourMoms_BF 2

Oh no you're going to hell, wasted your seeds! :P

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Narttu 20

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

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redhedsaysrawr 18

"excuse me sir, but we believe you need Jehovah in your life... You REALLY need Jehovah in your life."

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kkillaj 5

I don't think it's FYL or YDI I think it's they deserved it

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NutcrackerQueen 1

And they still knocked on your door? Lol

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jessughka 10

This gave me a good laugh :D

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corinna12124 0

U r in their prayers.

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jayzyone 4

Well they are supposed to be "witnessing". LOL

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daniicochran 1

That totally beats my strategy of hiding in the bomb shelter every time they come by. Congrats!

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