By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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dragonmonkey 9

I fail to see the negative side to this.

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Narttu 20

Apparently, my father used to put on a **** movie when he saw them coming down the street. He would then answer the door with it playing loudly in the lounge room.

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Jennige 2

Im a Jehovah's Witness. If I had seen that guy or whatever I'd be laughing my ass off and be like "Are you finished?" LOL.

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monmon16 5

Jws are the nicest people ever if u dont want them coming your door ask to jot ever come back and they wont.

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afwritoes 14

Well, they were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Lop0 11

They witnessed the hand of god at work eh?

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jarmezzz 2

The only way this story could be better would be if you answered the door whacking off. My hat off to you.

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