By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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martinv19 6

On the plus side I don't think they will be knocking on ur door anymore!! :D

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GSXRryders 2

That's actually hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing. FML KICKS ASS!!!!

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Tanuis 3

FML them OP.. They should know better then to talk to a man while he is conversing with the lord.

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TakeMeToRio 9

it's not even a FML - it's just funny as hell :D

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theskaven 2

Every time you do that, a kitten dies.

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Llamacod 11

...er, kitty massmurderer, is it really that confusing that you can't add the last,"er"

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MarcusPotts 4

He was going to make you experience the coming of the spirit... apparently you beat him to it...

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lizsoterBEAST 5

There's a picture to keep them from knocking on your door. It's of a doorknocker of a dude and his sack is the knocker. You should get that

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Tempest559 12

I thought I was the only one who put that on display for the neighbors.

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