By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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cr3ativity 15

Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.

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lubu8ju 3

Lucky Jehovah Witness;) lol

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megasniper240 9

OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.

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stfuNOWplease 6

I would have paid money to see their reactions upon realizing that you were getting yours

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Shadow_Phantom 26

*Wonders what happened after that.*

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Bad1z 13

it happened to me, although im unsure if they saw anything

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Somarinoa 2

So...did you tell them afterwards "No thank you, but I already found God"?

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doglover100 28

I would've stared at them until they left.

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FkMySugar 19

This happened to me once too... Only they didn't see me, they just clearly heard my vibrator and ****. And I came to the door with a huge smile

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nitemastr15 17

Don't worry OP. As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can assure you that is not the worst of things that happens.

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Apparentlyacunt 18

You should of opened the door and held out your hand for them to shake.

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mds9986 24

This comment was 3 years ago, how did it end up on the front page just now? Just curious if anybody knows. Did FML just recognize the IP now and register him as OP so it put him on the front page?

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EvilTurtle 35

#403, I think it just puts random follow ups on the front page every now and then.

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LycanGod 27

should have stared at them while continued to vigorously whack it. lol.

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SoultheWolf 19

Why don't you have curtains? I read your "post" and it said that they caught a glimse through your window. You should've had curtains... YDI

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megasniper240 9

Well, you know people have their curtains open when it's hot out.

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winnerme123 8

This is just going to go on and on That's why OPs always stay out of it Just some advice;)

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stfuNOWplease 6

OP probably was not expecting anyone, and if she was who cares??? Her house, her rules. Rubbing one out on the couch challenge. ACCEPTED

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Kenton1008 21

267: OP is a male...

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aacuna8 11

Might I add that some blinds are expensive as ****

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kellyjo66 3

How's that an fml? They won't be back I'm sure

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Leslier_fml 4

They watched so they deserve it. You were home taking care of ur bussiness.

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DaggersEdge 6

well I guess they,(puts sunglasses on) didn't see that cumming.

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noisebox 1

Well now you are going to go hell, but on the bright side your residence will be known as the happy wacker! Ps they do it too, probably....

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crissaay 0

Don't believe in hell

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SwaggCapone 11

that's when you chase them out of your yard with your johnson in your hand!

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