Miscellaneous: Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second...

By a fatty - 15/02/2011 06:25

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

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By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By M to the line - 11/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 22:38 - United States

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:10

"Today, I'm afraid to admit to someone I don't know that I enjoy good food. FML" Good lord, if you're that ashamed of it, I'll take that second pastry. ****, I'll even take both of them.

jangalianxi 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:09

why lie? just say you enjoy a tasty treat.

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KeefB 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:50

They put peanut butter in pies?! What does it taste like???? oh, thats right...peanut butter..

Jazzalyn 10

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:49

Eh? I don't think it's bad you buy two. I'd just say that one's for now and one's for later. Unless it's something that doesn't keep. And just because OP eats two doesn't mean she's fat or anything. Some people are just self-conscious and worried about what other people might think of them.

spring_brother 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:19

aha i think you life sucks in deed , but the consume of calorie of everyone varys . I think eating two pastry one meal is a moderate amount ╯▽╰

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 20:25

Ahhh i often buy a whole bag of doughnuts from the bakers near where i work, and often they say "oo, those to share?" and i say "No! They're all for me!" It's possible they don't believe me but wtf do i care? I've got a whole bag of doughnuts to myself.

dansco 24

Thursday 17 February 2011 1:57

Shush fatty...

bibobobonnor 8

Friday 18 February 2011 8:29

OP don't be ashamed and people stop saying fatty it's only two pastries

xGraycloud 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:53

fatty (x

Madstar744 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:03

If your metabolism can handle it, then for for it; but if not... Don't come crying to us when you've gained 50 kilos...

ItsJussAle 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:25

Heheheh... xD That Wouldd Suck Thou >.<

ItsJussAle 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:28

Actually Now Tht I Think Of It, I Woulda Been Like, 'LADY!!! It's For Me! So If You Dont Mind Me Eatin A Second Donut For Once In My Life!!' *Smh* Ppl These Days... -_-