By melons - 03/07/2013 09:09 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML
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lysx84 24

Why didn't you tell him it was there, like half an hour ago?

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Accuraxy 10

Throw that shit out...unless of course it's a Starbucks frappuccino....

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Enslaved 36

"Here's a tissue. You need to clean your nose." If said 29 minutes ago, those words could have saved your coffee.

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RedPillSucks 31

or lost her a job, depending on the boss

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Enslaved 36

A boss is going to fire you because you're politely letting him know he has something in his nose? Not a chance! :P Btw the OP is drinking a coffee in front of her manager. I'd say it's a more relaxed job environment.

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cottoncandymango 17

That's an unusual selection for a creamer... But seriously, you should've just kindly told your boss and handed 'em a tissue. The odds were ever in your favor.

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day624 14

Arguably one of the sickest things I've ever read here

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fairlight_deck 6

Why do people not tell people when shit like this is going on? You're a dick, OP.

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PaintedTempest 14

No need to be rude! #43

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worldclassrager 39

What does golf have to do with this? I know that was horrible...time for another cup of coffee...

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booboohoney 12

YDI for not offering a tissue 30 min ago

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

That is disgusting did you tell him this?

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kernelkat 16

Oh god my mouth was full of spaghetti when I read this, took everything in me to swallow.

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