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By melons - 03/07/2013 09:09 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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The passenger

By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:23

And there goes my appetite...

lysx84 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:23

Why didn't you tell him it was there, like half an hour ago?

Comments

imtooshy 18

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:37

I guess with that little sweet treat you didn't need to add any sugar?!

FimogenFeels 14

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:55

At first I thought you were talking about golf ...

jw90 18

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:58

That's ok..I didn't need to eat today.

Lumen94 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:30

Jesus that's nasty my stomach is turning.

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:03

I couldn't drink coffee in front of my boss anymore without thinking about this FML.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:31

Omg that's nasty

Ti996r28 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:40

Just adds to the flavor ;)

WishForTheWorld 9

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:27

I would've said, "excuse me" then go get a new coffee...

megnog 11

Thursday 4 July 2013 1:52

At first when you said bogey I assumed you meant "cigarette" So I was really confused

monkeycrutch 14

Thursday 4 July 2013 2:17

Always let someone know please!!! YDI!!!!!!!

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