By oh well - 10/03/2015 13:27 - United States

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML
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danceinconverse 25

Wow, hope it was a mis-steak.

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devildog562 33

Sell it and buy a vegetable plant or something you like.

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hoosiergirl94 31

Simple solution. Don't be a vegan.

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soulcrusher11 16

vegans suck. steak is great. get a life ****

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Buuee 10

no offence.. but theres no such thing as a vegan.

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Sazzles 17

Let's hope they do good vegetables.

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MissBehavin77 18

Most restaurants have salads and other dishes with no meat or pasta. You are missing out though, steak is awesome.

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marring 19

It's my Birthday today too! No presents though :(

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False_Stupidity 41

Maybe OP could send you their gift card as a present!

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Frostillicus123 10

1) hope your birthday turns around 2) use this as a sign to eat meat. is tastey 3) meat esters always have friends.

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gsam99 20

steak houses serve great salads, too.

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nevereyes 31

Take the hint and nourish your body properly

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Steffi 26

Shhh & educate yourself on nutrition.

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nevereyes 31

I am already well educated on nutrition. If I wasn't then I would foolishly think meat isn't needed

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