Intimacy: Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few... - FML

By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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Top comments

Tripartita 44

Saturday 29 October 2016 13:35

"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go **** yourself."

vicfirthfan 11

Saturday 29 October 2016 13:32

that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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jessicasoho 13

Sunday 30 October 2016 0:30

sounds like every party

elsie23 11

Sunday 30 October 2016 1:16

Friend with benefits

cheshireau 26

Sunday 30 October 2016 2:47

What female hasn't had that happen to them? I had an Ex ask me to be friends with benefits when I broke up with him.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 30 October 2016 5:45

Well ex sex is usually pretty good. They know everything you like but cause you aren't in a relationship they make an effort to impress since every time might be the last. It's pretty tactless to ask for that when you break up with someone though.

OldSleaze 4

Sunday 30 October 2016 5:52

Am I the only one intrigued by the word "they"?

Colibrius_fml 5

Sunday 30 October 2016 8:30

Maybe you should read the other comments before asking...

liesseling 13

Sunday 30 October 2016 6:26

wauw this is most likely the most boring fml ever.

SteveDudleyUK 10

Sunday 30 October 2016 13:04

I hate it when women are like that. I hope you told her that she was right in the first place and you should just remain friends.

Limeila 10

Sunday 30 October 2016 16:15

And how exactly can you generalise on "women" on a genderless FML?

yara90 4

Monday 31 October 2016 0:18

I think the joke was that this was obviously a FML about a guy..

bobsanction 18

Monday 31 October 2016 1:18

Dollars to donuts this was written by a woman.

Girlshotdown1 21

Monday 31 October 2016 5:05

Damn, that same thing happened to me the other day. He was school crush back then, we reconnected and he proceeded to say he wanted to be friends. ( I didn't want to be anything)then added me on snap chat and asked for nudes... I screen shot the conversation and sent it to his girlfriend. **** HIM

Tsukiyomi 16

Tuesday 1 November 2016 7:01

Um, what

DataWog 30

Tuesday 1 November 2016 11:33

Technically, friends with benefits is a kind of friendship... but technically, someone who sounds like an ass probably is.

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Today, my husband decided to flash me while I was on a video call, so my clients announced they would only work with professionals, and ended the call. I was giving a virtual showing of a £1.2 million house they were thinking of buying. At 6% commission, my husband's junk just cost us £72,000. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

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Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

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Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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