Work: Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same...

By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML

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By badjob - 12/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:08

What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...

lVluse 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:06

Karma's a bitch.

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:58

Some people are really unaware or simply don’t care about other people’s personal space, which can result in this type of accident. It is irritating yes, but insulting the physical appearance is just unnecessarily childish and cruel. Requesting an apology should be enough. I’d say YDI on that one.

dabeast15 7

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:12

Ydi for being an asshole......

PandaMantis 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:13

Just think; if your reaction to your spilled drink had been the normal "accidents happen, no big deal," instead of calling her a fat bitch, you might have got the job. YDI.

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:15

What goes around comes twice as hard . You should never call any women a bitch!

traveler_ghost 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:21

YDI for calling her a far bitch, when she did nothing wrong. Karma will always be there, waiting outside your door step

brand0n93 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:29

Tell her that you have a twin

mickel420_fml 0

Thursday 12 January 2017 11:32

"OH you're that fat bitch who knocked my drink over.... **** it, don't need this job that bad. Bye fattie". (Knowing how people are, I'll bet fatty didn't even bother to apologize for knocking it over)