Geek: Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and...

By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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Like what you've done with the place

By me. - 29/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Roseau

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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Where's Mario when you need him?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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mr_smiley227 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:06

put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 23:11

yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..

Comments

jdeshnerx3 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:03

throw on a bathing suit and some floaties!!

jdeshnerx3 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:15

whatever on the thumbs down. that ***** funny get a sense of humor and pull that tree branch out of your brown eye!!

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 23:21

You are getting thumbs up, are you not?

jdeshnerx3 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:41

I wasn't lol I had like 4 down

ximenita0731 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:44

lol

bodmonontheblock 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:18

submit a fml cuz you got thumbs down

jdeshnerx3 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:39

how would you like a thumb up your ass? and thanks for the suggestion.. I did. lol I've seen dumber ones

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:44

You don't need to start doing an angry dance for 4 thumbs down. There are people that thumb every comment down just to piss others off. It's fair to get angry once your comment has been hidden.

jdeshnerx3 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:46

I really was kidding but people take stuff WAY to seriously

JayBear14 11

Monday 16 May 2011 23:03

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 23:11

yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..

nate_msm 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:31

9 win

Bano360 25

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:56

How is it stupidity? Are you saying you can't have headphones on, in case the pipe bursts? Who expects that to happen? You're an idiot!

CDABXXX 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:22

He's stupid for wearing HEADPHONES? Yeah, who's stupid now?

ConradDavid 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:01

141. I'm pretty sure you are... because most people were earphones, headphones, or a headset (not just for gaming) most likely you have as well to listen to music... so shut up thanks =)

JayBear14 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:12

No just stupid for not realizing theres a ton of water flooding his apartment...

Oklahoma2010 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:11

You dont play games much do you? Not to much gets in the way of them

mr_smiley227 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:06

put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi

Pawned71 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:45

someone is going to be AFK

volley4eva1698 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:37

*glug glug* MUST. FINISH. ROUND...HEADSHOT YES! oh shit... goin down garblegarblegluglugluglug

hobojo11 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:45

scuba dive cod epic win

DoomSkuller 28

Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:12

Doubt that'd work unless waterproof console, controller and TV cases

joooeee 3

Monday 16 May 2011 23:06

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Po1ntBlank 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 20:38

minecraft ftw

legojud 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 2:43

Can't agree more.

karman850 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:59

Oh that rhymes!!!!!!!

sophiehelen 32

Tuesday 30 December 2014 1:13

They might actually have a job you know. A lot of people play games as downtime after work

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Monday 7 March 2016 23:43

I ****** hate people who say all people who play games have no life and no friends. Sure, we might never have physically met our friends, but you don't need to do that to make friends with someone. And it's been scientifically proven that gamers have better reflexes and (although more research is needed on this) make better pilots and drivers, and even sailors.

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Monday 7 March 2016 23:46

Games also teach you a lot about history, geography, and general life lessons. You ever played a Paradox Grand Strategy game? I play the damn things so much that I know where the majority of countries are in the world, their geography their religions, their history, etc. From modded Mount & Blade I learned about Mediaeval warfare and weaponry. From Total War I learned about strategic thinking and battle tactics. I can name many more, but I frankly can't be ****** because there are so many.