Geek: Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and...

By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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Like what you've done with the place

By me. - 29/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Roseau

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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Where's Mario when you need him?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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mr_smiley227 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:06

put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 16 May 2011 23:11

yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..

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agummere796 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:24

was it a underwater game? 3D man!!

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:08

Everyone knows you need turtle beaches to get the full Endless Ocean experience.

XxGuard 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:26

he can wear headphones, but keep the volume down.

TheTwistedOtaku 16

Monday 16 May 2011 23:29

yes this would be me. lol

LaughterofCorn 4

Monday 16 May 2011 23:30

OP: "Yeah 25 kills bitch, nuke time! Yeah! Yea..Holy Shit, THERE'S WATER EVERYWHERE!!" Friend: "..."

Lucidium 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:30

if it was a giant swimming pool, he would notice it by the time it hit his ankles...

josh3847 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:32

lol damn skippy love mine

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Monday 16 May 2011 23:35

Should have been layin' down the pipe at the time..if you know what I mean. You wouldn't be in this mess...

Michaelgee 2

Monday 16 May 2011 23:37

You must be the king of all multitasking Check the following off your list: 1) Build an indoor swimming pool 2) Relax day with video games 3) Have your FML posted