By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 816
You deserved it 2 728

Same thing different taste

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Excessively paranoid neighbours, never a good thing.

sandinthewaves 5

Lol, those people watch too much tv.

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KellyPeterson92 10

Haha I would ask them where their evidence was and their warrant and politely shut the door. There's no way I'd let a cop even in the door with a silly accusation like that!

OP, now you know not to point lasers at neighbors and police -- or airplanes, either, for that matter.

Welcome to my reality. The police in my town confiscated a friend's slingshot a few years back. They called it "the seizure of an undocumented lethal weapon". Honestly, police officers have too much time on their hands.

Redtick 9

YDI for not owning guns. What's the matter with you?

Because that wasnt obvious....*sarcasm* really? Yup, when I point a gun at someone I want to make sure to let them know and freak them out real well. Really? that was their first guess?? Point the laser in their yard and see if they're stupid enough to chase it.

adelaz 0

That what u get for having Asian neighbors

This happend to me a while back. Apparently one of the people driving thought I was a sniper and has a flashback of when he was in the army.

You know, flashbacks I can almost understand but these idiots? Sorry that happened to you. :/

Irá timé for ARMY man to retraimiento . Or Getafe a new lige.LIFE

The police need your permission to search your house without a warrant? Couldn't you have just shown them the pointer, and explained what happened? For what its worth, your "paranoid" neighbors are the same neighbors who will call the police when you stop getting your mail, or when suspicious people are around your neighborhood. Think of them as a blessing and a curse.

"Oh yes officer see? It was just this laser pointer" then having guns with lasers in another room. That is why they needed to search. Be like House. "Everyone lies" :) yes they needed a warrant

suppose you live in USA.. O.o its sad, when neighbours dont know each other

Obviously you've never had a paranoid dipshit neighbor you wish you didn't know.