By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 342
You deserved it 5 788

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CharlieOrion 7

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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tidbits5197 28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

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carmenm 6

That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

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Comments

_overandout_ 10

Oof, that had to hurt. People should really think things through before they blurt out s--- like that.

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leogirl95 12

Wow, what a bitch! She has no right to automatically assume that about students.

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PlaySpades 21

She was probably going off information her teachers were telling her, which probably came from nasty rumor generating students. It's not the nurse's fault for trying to help.

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PlaidPanda 9

34- it is the nurses fault, she should have asked OP if she was pregnant instead of listening to what everyone else was telling her. The only information school officials should take to heart is that provided to them by a family member, or the student themselves.

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lopsop 12

People make mistakes it's not her fault she was trying to help you out

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MilkmanPsycho 7

Well at least you can get beer, you're not pregnant.

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florido_fml 10

Stupid and fat, that's the worse combo.

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gill4liife 0

Nowadays everyone's trying to be on 16 and pregnant, what do you expect?

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Doxy 22

Damn that's some high ambitions kids have nowadays.

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smydiwannafthata 5

Which is still better than being knocked up. Exercise and study, you will cure.

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lovebeecharmer 6

Put a little effort into your life

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HotPotat0 8

Thats just sad. I mean u should be able to see the difference between a pregnant girl or just a fat one, especially because she is a nurse. She is Stupid one here i guess.

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