Miscellaneous: Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share...

By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

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By theman - 21/05/2009 20:49

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Invisible - 08/12/2010 21:55 - Canada

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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Clout chasing

By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Skulll 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:00

Aw i could imagine how awkward that would be for her:(

GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:04

"Happy birthday dear... "cake girl", happy birthday to you!"

Comments

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:11

That's awesome, you made everyone look like asses!

Sabraynay 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:15

"Happy birthday deaaarrrr....*mumblemumble*...happy birthday to you!" :D

eff5 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:21

And what did you learn from this?

decidedlyvague 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:28

Take her out on a date. She's probably cute. Probably. Maybe.... yeah. Definitely maybe.

crazyyetsane 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:35

This is why i always charge people when at school for my birthday treats, greedy bastards.

rein 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:55

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! happy birthday to yooooooooooooooouuuuu, happy birthday to you!

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 12:56

**** it...Have your cake & eat it too!!

mj_ok 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 13:13

Happy Birthday....nah nah.....Happy Birthday....nah nah....lol

monagro 22

Thursday 22 September 2011 13:14

Happy birthday dear ... classmate, happy birthday to you

coldsteele152 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 13:15

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