Love: Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww".... - FML

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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Top comments

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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busybee23 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:15

You called her ugly so she called you ugly. Karma is a bitch. Get over it.

hcolovex0x 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:58

You think she's ugly and she thinks your ugly. That's what happens when you are a moron to someone. YDI

breathemein 10

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:51

karma

Iwannabetreo 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:37

You just smell bad :)

videogamejunkie 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:13

You're a jackass.

Stephai 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:09

Maybe you were holding up a mirror.

beritis 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:06

i was thinking the same.

Crimso 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:14

he's honest

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:45

Maybe she was saying eww because she thought of something nasty. Or maybe there was a huge bug near you, or a kid with a huge crusty pimple and a gross booger or something. Unless you're sure that she was looking directly at you and/or said your name, you have nothing to worry about.

Crush2000bj 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:10

Say what you want, but she's probably prettier than you on the inside. How can you be positive she was looking at you? Anyway, does NOBODY care that he called someone the ugliest girl in school? Imagine being labeled that, it's just horrible.

R3nesmee 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:22

The first few people to reply are idiots.

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Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML

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Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML

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Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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