Transportation: Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a portapotty...

By mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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Pranked

By dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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Working class hero

By WellPoop - 22/12/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML

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TW: Gross

By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 403

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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Fish_gills 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:38

Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!

Yazoo77 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:23

Please illustration of this!!!

Comments

suprisebitch 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:12

it's weird that non British people find the fact that OP lives in Slough funny, idgi

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:15

It happens, shit that is.

MattStro 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:29

Nobody has said, " sounds like a shitty day" yet?

jbrad1572 10

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:35

that sounds like a bad shituation

gracehi 31

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:55

It appears that you're up shit creek without a paddle... or money to buy a paddle.

allforfun 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 21:14

Or a way to get to the paddle store

nfedrichy 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:39

Oh your life stinks op. Get it? Hehe

prostar9993 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:18

Coulda been much worse

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 15 July 2015 7:39

Please, inform all of FML how it could have been worse. We await your witty response.

gamernation89 10

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:26

That's a really shitty situation ??

theRonin 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:32

Have your crew build a make shift boat to get through the poopy river!

Willrus_3 11

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:37

Wow that's a really shitty situation I'm sorry

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