Miscellaneous: Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday....

By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:40 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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leogirl95 12

Saturday 18 August 2012 12:07

That is just all kinds of unfair right there.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 18 August 2012 12:23

Psh, an iPad? What can you really do with that? But a giant math pad? Why, you can make paper airplanes, play tic-tac-toe, doodle, origami...oh, and learn math! You DEFINITELY got the better end of that deal.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 14:51

Guess he wanted you to be jealous.

karman850 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 18:57

That happened to me too! But what I did was study the book and not help my sister in math of she needed it.. She failed pre calculus!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:12

Lmao. Slick bastard.

JayMan143 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:41

That's wrong!

DK1234567 8

Monday 20 August 2012 6:15

buca100 4

Monday 20 August 2012 6:35

Good story to tell for sympathy. But I'm so sorry. That freaking sucks so much. Maybe he will get you an iPad also so you don't feel jealous on her birthday. Fingers crossed.

DasHaas 9

Monday 20 August 2012 8:21

Apparently he thinks you're smart enough to study and do something with your life instead of wasting your time playing with a tablet. Consider it a compliment and a good idea.

the_true_batman 10

Monday 20 August 2012 20:41

My last birthday sucked too. Waited all day for a text from my mom, finally at 10pm I texted her saying "omg you didn't text me!" To which she replied "Was I supposed to?"