Animals: Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew...

By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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Misschrissyv 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:16

Wasps are assholes.

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:37

Wasps aren't sending their best They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers

Comments

Tamandua 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:42

Wait, are you telling me that when you get hurt you're NOT supposed to punch the person nearest to you?..... Crap.

James_is_Mexican 25

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:10

What are the purpose of wasps anyways?

lovelesslm 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 12:15

apparently they help defend gardens and farms against flies , beetles (beetle eggs), and other insects. wasps: Nature's pesticide.

taylapenguin 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:31

Where is the logic??

AliGInTheHouse 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:55

Maybe the wasp decided to sting you because you can't spell "its".

mds9986 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 9:50

Ah, Spring is here.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 27 April 2016 11:16

Naturally it's your fault OP for having the fan going! The wasp knows this and thus took vengeance. YDI

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:38

Before all the thumbs down, I do believe this was sarcasm.

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:08

Wasps make me shudder. They are pure evil!

slavka012 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:10

I'm pretty sure wasp was thinking "stupidly, huh? Who is stupid now?" Or something like this.

derpyshy 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 18:20

We usually get the kamikaze ones. BBQ or light a bonfire and those assholes fly into it. I have a phobia of them, so I'm fine as long as they aren't near me

DJDualScreen 4

Thursday 28 April 2016 2:32

If that were me, I would've had the best smashing object in hand and went to town. I might try and catch a honey bee to put it out, but I've been dive bombed by enough wasps just getting my lawn mower out of the shed to have any sympathy.